Twilight Princess - water temple = happy video game enthusiast

Zelda rocks my face off. The Wii version of the Zelda game (Twilight Princess) is the best installment of the series thus far (coming in CLOSE CLOSE first to Link To The Past!).

My only complaint for the Zelda committee is the water temple. I wont divulge too deeply into it, because anyone who has every played any game that even slightly resembles a a guy that you knew once that knew a friend who played zelda knows that every single game has a water temple. This temple usually comes withing the mid to later parts of the first half of the game.

It is good to be aware when you are getting close to the water temple as to mentally prepare yourself for the weeks of lever pulling, swimming puzzles, and constant "Water level changing" puzzles that you will soon have to encounter. If one is not properly prepared for a water temple, ones will to continue the game is severely hindered.


The following is a guide to identifying a water temple.
1. The ZORA's start popping up in any form or fashion.

What is a zora? Zoras are friendly water dwellers. They often will try to
coax you into some skeam to ultimately save their race or give them money in exchange for some magical item. They are GREEDY WATER CON-MEN-WOMEN-THINGS!!!

2. You are sent on some kind of weird mission that has 1000 levels of indirection. All signs point you ending up with some sort of breathing apparatus that will let you enter their home/water temple. The water temple is generally unaccessible wihout said item...

3. You have come to the end of what seems like the first little section of the game. AKA, if you are collecting pendents, you have collected all but one...if you are collecting light force pieces you have collected all but one...etc...

Now...there are a few more but I cant think of them all right now. Here is what you can expect INSIDE of a water temple.

So go forth and get ready for yourself. Do not be let down by it. For surely, directly after the water temple, you will obtain some formulaic awesome power such as the ability to go back in forth in time, go from light to dark world willingly, or travel anywhere on the world map you like. Good luck!